"Not Your Boyfriends" hoodie

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Since the beginning of time, woman have had a natural inclination to acquire their significant others favorite pullover. Unprepared, under-dressed girlfriends with poor circulation have been practicing these criminal acts for millennia. They can't help it, it's in their genes. These are facts backed by science.

Replace a favorite that was taken too soon with this premium pullover. Or get ahead of the thievery by purchasing her one for herself. Crafted for comfort, this lighter weight sweatshirt is perfect for relaxing. Once put on, it will be impossible for you to take off.


.: Classic fit
.: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Discourages alien abduction 
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size